American Idol: No Dead Brain, No Cry

Stephen Thomas Erlewine
Time was, Jason Castro was a refreshing contestant on American Idol as he didn’t fit in with the rest of the competition. As time wore on, his freshness faded, due entirely to the grind of the show and how it broke him down. For the last two weeks of the show he clearly hasn’t wanted to be here, and between the Ford commercials, phone Q&As, and trips to The Beatles: Love, who can blame him? As I said yesterday — the day when I called him Jason Cook, as the show has clearly worn me down, too — he’s done enough to have a career outside of the show and my money is that he will make an album about as good and true to himself (the ultimate Paula criteria) as David C.

To me, the real atrocity of last night was that group sing on “Reelin’ in the Years.” I have no problem with Steely Dan on the show, of course — if anything, the great Walter Becker and Donald Fagen would be my dream judges/mentors, rivaling that legendary episode with Quentin Tarantino as guest judge — but this was an outright embarrassment, with each line getting more ridiculous, culminating in David Archuleta botching lyrics once again. The only thing they can do to make up for this is to have a Becker/Fagen night next year, preferably early in the season when the show has enough contestants to be interesting to watch.

Also, it’s a shame that Bo Bice wasn’t allowed to play an instrument in the season he was on Idol — his very good performance last night showed that he was more comfortable with an axe than anybody this season, and more of a rocker too. But his Southern rock has never seemed more out of step with American Idol than it did last night.

Matt Collar
In answer to the phone in question of what was the biggest challenge each Idol had to overcome this season, the soon-to-be ousted Jason, pointing at his dreadlocks, responded with his usual deft hippy aplomb, “The dead brain.” And while no one would disagree with Jason’s own summation of his time on the show, in truth his actual Achilles’ heel was his voice. Dude just can’t sing very well. But at least he was a hundred times more interesting than the final three. Cook, Archie, and Syesha can sing quite well, but man are they dull. Syesha would be a shoo-in for the final two any other season, especially with the Idol tradition of having a girl/guy finale. But with Cook’s earnest rawk dominance and Archie’s Disney-diva-naïf chops, Syesha comes off as merely competent and that doesn’t grab you votes. Plus, I wonder if her votes are gonna get split by little girls who can’t decide whether they want to be Syesha or date Archie? And by date I mean like pass notes with check boxes in them, put stickers on his locker, see a movie at the mall, and stuff.

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