If you simply have to have candy this Halloween, why not try Candylion? Sweeter than an all-day Gobstopper, gummier than six sticks of Bazooka, Gruff Rhys and Lisa Jen won’t scare you, ring your doorbell and yell at you, or even make you wear a silly costume. They might cut and fold some paper lions, play a wee set of bells, and make adorable faces at each other though. Perfect for screening at the next meeting of the Halloween Haters Club.

Surely there are fewer less scary, creepy, spooky, or ooky words ever sung than “A penguin and carnation/A lemon and Dalmatian/Though I look for inspiration/My favorite combination’s/Candylion”?